so i went swimming at the gym tonight with my friend sally... and as soon as we walk in we see my dad about to lift weights... i was so shocked cuz ive never run into my dad randomly before so it was a first for me.. so then me and sally go to the pool, and we run into HER dad in the jacuzzi!!  that was hella TRIPPY that we ran into BOTH our dads at the gym... and both of us had no clue they were gonna be there nor have either of us ever seen our dads at the gym... wow... talk about koinkidinky!!

so then... of course our two dads sit and talk in the jacuzzi with all the other 60 year olds.... u gotta love bally's pools with the plethora of dead skin cells from the old foglies floating atop the water... ahhhh.... i swear i can never see two feet in front of me even with my goggles.

well ive been busy busy with the never-ending med school secondaries... :(  progressing REALLY slowly..

congrats to me.. im starting my new job next week... yay :)

OK!!  my xanga page has become as bipolar as i am!!

so the henhow grieving stage is officially over... we at glo-po, inc. are no longer interested in the whereabouts of henry chang, cuz he's mean.

so i was at mcdonalds yesterday buying a burger for my mom and made two observations:

1. they dont freakin take credit card.. so i could only scrounge up enuf coins in my car to buy a big and tasty.  it was hot as hell and i couldnt even afford to buy myself a low-fat cone.

solution: they need to start acceptiong credit cards... supposedly they already have??? so some ppl have told me.. but obviously not at the one hear my house.

2. there are WAY too many fat kids at mcdonalds... fat parents need to stop spreading their fat ways to their kids... or else ALL of our healthcare premiums are gonna go up to fund for all the triple bypass surguries they need.

solution:  we need a fast-food tax... fast food is way to damn cheap and convenient for the general health of our nation... we need to make it more expensive... does anyone know where i can sign a petition for a fast-food tax??  we need to get it on the nov 2004 election ballot... is it too late?  someone get uncle sam in on this.

OMG!!!

THE WORLD IS OFFICIALLY COMING TO THE END.. THE APOCALYPSE HAS ARRIVED!!!!

so i realized today that our beloved HENHOWC (whose name I cant even link anymore) has left the xanga world!!  I think i can speak on behalf of the general xanga population that today is a day that will go into history, for henhowc is the OG XANGA WHORE, my personal docking station, and a docking station for all of mankind....

lemme tell u this... henhowc is the one who created me... my morphius, so to speak.. he taught me everything i know about the xanga world... he took me under his wing during a struggling time in my life, and gave me the honor of being his apprentice... tho i may have dissapointed him now and then with my sparse xanga entries, he believed in me.... that i was "the one".... but now, my leader has abandoned me.... kicked me to the curb like a half eaten apple in the middle of the sidewalk... left me there to rot and to decompose...

Henhow was lauded by many... he is seen by many as a man of few words... but his xanga entries suggested otherwise... he presented his true nature thru xanga... he is a man of wit, clairvoyance, generosity... when i was bored at school, henhowc entertained me... when i was happy, henhowc shared my joy with me... when i was depressed, henhowc was there to turn my frown upside down... when i had access to an ethernet cord, henhowc was always there to share my life with me...

I regret that I had not shown allegiance to henhowc before he left us... i would read his entries and leave without commenting... I have sinned... and now i will make more of an effort to comment on other people's xanga entries to uphold preventative measures so as to make sure this does not occur with other lauded xangans.

I'm sorry you've left us, henhowc... if u decide not to come back, so be it.. we must all move on to bigger and better things... you've graced us all with ur wit, but there comes a time we must, ourselves, take the knowledge you have bestowed upon us, and pass it down to the new xanga generation...

I have changed the appearance of my xanga... to grieve the departure of the OG XANGA WHORE, he who had created gloriahu12 amongst other xangans... please join me in my sorrow...

YAY!! im happy to hear that ppl still come to my xanga even tho its been waaaaay too long since i updated.. so i decided to put an end to my extended hiatus... yay!! u guys can all jump for joy now!!

so what the heck have i been up to??  well i went to europe for 2 months... i would put up pics but its been so long since ive been on xanga that i totally forgot how to... so henhow, u gotta teach me how to do it again. :)

so, ive been busy busy busy busy since i came back to LA... workin on med school apps.... inhaling and exhaling secondaries... dreaming about secondaries... wiping my ass after i shit with secondaries.... THEY NEVER END!!!  

ok so ive been in cerritos living at home for the past couple of weeks and realized there's NOTHING to do... since im bored as hell cuz there NOTHING to do, i decided to write a little sumpin' sumpin' about good ol' cherry toes... my home for 22 years, 5 months, and 3 days...

Top 10 ways u know ur in Cerritos:

10.) You look around you and can count at least 70 different types of trees and other vegetation. (we even have a freakin tree ordinance)

9.) All the houses are the same earth tone colors cuz bright colors are against city regulation.

8.) You get ticketed for parking on the curb over night, even when there’s no signs that say “no parking”

7.) You get a warning notice on ur front door if you don’t have enuf green in front of ur house.

6.)You see a freakin twig in the middle of the street and report it, u’ll get 20 swat cars there to make sure the obstruction in the road is executed for safety precautions.

5.) It’s soooooooo boring cuz all ur home friends are away or busy.. so you end up kickin it at the much acclaimed Cerritos Public Library.. all day.. every day… (recently acclaimed Best Public Library in the nation by Reader’s Digest.. woot woot..)

4.) There’s 4 boba places on a given street corner. (South and Norwalk)- and other restaurants on the same corner where boba is served but are not boba specialty shops.

3.) You drive down the street and see Korean high schoolers cruising in their 2005 lowered BMWs and fixed up Honda Accords, smoking cigarettes and bumpin’ Ursher and 2pac.

2.) There’s nothing to do past 9PM cept go to Guppy House and wait in line for 2 hours to get a table.

1.) You send ur car to the body shop every other week cuz ur car gets banged up by all the crazy asian woman drivers

0.) You call me while ur here and I’ll come meet up with u in <5 mins  cuz I’m sooooooooo bored here.

So there u have it... to be compared to Lawrence's soon to come spiel on Ontario...

arite.. im outies... gonna go meet up with henhowdy at Guppy House... yay... the highlight of my week!!!  WOO HOO!!  (even tho henhow was gonna venture to my hood unbeknownst to me... i had to beg him to let me hang out with him!!)

updates on mi vida..

I WENT TOPLESS SUNBATHING over the weekend in Santander, Spain.. it was a BLAST!!!!  so we saw two random old women topless on the beach, so me and 3 friends decided it was time to bust out the honkers... hopefully it was a topless beach.. we didnt get arrested or anything so i figure it was... kidna sucks tho cuz my boobs got a little burnt but no problemo... it was worth it... i would put up some pictures but this computer doesnt have a USB port so toooo bad... shucks...

Spain is great!!  its a little hot here but living in socal for 22 years kinda prepared me for the heat here..  there´s so much to do here!!  salamanca (the city where i´m studying abroad) has a night life that lasts till dawn.. and they actually MAKE you go to class.. so i dont get much sleep here, but sáll good...

i ditched class for a day (we´re allowed to ditch twice) last week to go down to pamplona to watch the running of the bulls but we totally got lost and didnt get there till half an hour after it was over. :(  booooo.. but it was still fun getting drunk out the street at 10AM with a lotta other drunk tourists.. haha..

if anyone wants anything from here.. lemme know!!  and no, they dont have tacos, burritos, or sombreros here in spain.. thats a mexican thing, dorkos!!

hope all yall are doing well!!